February 2012
216 posts
three and a half more hours
That’s how much I have left in my shift. I’ve caught up on Facebook, the news, my dA profile… Now I’m getting bored.
Ask me questions?
and if you want them in character, put a * next to it.
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it was just pointed out to me
Bronies took a wonderful Applejack episode and made it about Derpy.
You guys deserve this. So nyeh.
A chat with a brony author at Furry Fiesta
Me: On tumblr someone at Fiesta posted there was a lot of brony swag but not as much as the furries complaining about the brony swag.
Him: Yeah, the only time I really got brony hate was during the writers meet and greet. Which is why i haven't gone to anymore writing panels
Me: Whatd they do?
Him: Eye rolling, jibes and snipes at how Twilight-trendy the show is, and bronies in general. furry writers end to be pretty bitter because they never feel like they get any attention
Me: Then they need to get pissy with other furries, not you.
Him: I know, they have their own publishing company, but they still complain about how the artist in their fandom get all the attention. Brony writers they feel steal their views
Me: Bawwwwwwwwwww
I will say this
I’m glad that there’s nothing bad happening in the world so the worst thing we have to complain about is a background character on a cartoon show getting a different voice actor.
“One of the key genetic rules in breeding dogs, horses or any other kind of...”
– Hunter S. Thompson, The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved
I don’t know who is more obsessed: me with Rick Santorum, or Rick Santorum with homosexuals.
If this were a Hollywood movie, this would end in a tear-jerking scene of us kissing in a well-lit rainstorm.
How I remember the characters from Lord of the...
teamkilling-fucktard:
Bilbo Baggins. I mean… Frodo?
Bilbo Baggins
Charlie Pace
Sam…bo… Baggins…
Pip…bo… Baggins…
Gandalf
Lost Legos
The KKK wizard
Sarah, the evil, all-powerful antagonist man
Gnome dude
Gollum or Goalie or something
Okay that’s all I really remember
EDIT: OH ALSO THE “ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR” GUY
Also Dumbledore the Grey
on the subject of blood, self-harm and art in...
octopusheart:
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You’ve really got to be careful about this.
1. The mindset of the body as a canvas achieved through self-harm strikes me as fundamentally flawed. This is coming from someone who cuts himself and wishes that he didn’t feel he had to. I’m not going to delve into your own mindset, because I’m not going to be that presumptuous. Ultimately, I barely...
flynnizard:
its funny how we’ll give food to ducks but not to homeless people
I tell ducks to get a job.
“seriously WTF now i have to delete all my Mozart Symphonies because i didn’t...”
– djfreshie, on sellouts in music (specifically Gorillaz, James Murphy, and Andre 3000 for Converse)
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My wife just went to bed. My best friend went to bed a couple of hours ago. And I think Will nodded off (poor guy). Four more hours of shift left.
Time to get some damn work done.
writing ponyfiction from work.
I believe this is what Horatio Alger once referred to as “The American Dream.”
Commercial: Using "gay" to mean dumb or stupid is not cool, it's offensive to gay people and you're better than that
Me: No I'm not
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just read the AVClub review for Extremely Loud and...
Gotta say, it seems kinda harsh. Yeah, its cloying and precious, and Tom Hanks character is essentially invented just so Tom Hanks can walk around being all Tom Hanksy. But an F? Yikes and a half.
I dunno, maybe I need a New Yorker’s sensibility, and the whole thing would bother me more. I’m definitely quite detached from 9/11, and its impact on me is less than that of most people who...
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new follower!
Welcome to thehumbledprince!
Glad to have you following me so that you can see all the improper stuff I’m writing about you! I support you in your lifestyle!
“Judging by tonight’s debate, you’d think the economy was a-okay.”
– Arianna Huffington
Its taking all my patience not to bust into my wife’s job and beat the crap out of that supervisor who made her cry.
thehumbledprince asked: "It seems you have written a story about me. Let me go read it." *One quick reading later* "How much must I pay you so that no one ever hears of that again?"
A comprehensive list of reasons why all homestuck,... →
That page is particularly heinous.
Woman in Comedy: A really scary thing happened to...
gabydunn:
Part of me thinks it’s too soon to be writing about this because I don’t think I’ve completely processed how I feel, but I also think maybe this has happened to other women and I should talk about it in as raw a way as possible. I’m still really embarrassed and ashamed and garbled up inside, but maybe this can start a helpful discussion in terms of women and comedy.
Last night, I was...
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Oh, we get it.
Too controversial to have a show about furries written by bronies.
Understood.
Here's my sitcom proposal to NBC.
Two gay furry writers…
Wait?
Where are you going?
LOL
ichesherspony:
>Post NSFW pic
>Suddenly gain followers.
You guys. You guys are weird. I love you.
Let me welcome the new ponies to my herd…
mrfreelow started following you
ask-turning-tricks started following you
jaccuzi-art started following you
sykobandit started following you
thenewbronyintown started following you
jimfaindel started following you
Haaai gaaaiz
Glowing...
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Why ARE gas prices so high? →
With help from an editorial from economist Robert Reich, I analyse where these numbers are coming from.
“President Obama will ask Congress to scrub the corporate tax code of dozens of...”
– Obama Offers to Cut Corporate Tax Rate to 28% - NYTimes.com
You fucking asshole. Exceptions to favored industries are exactly why the nominal corporate tax rate doesn’t matter. This is exactly what’s wrong with tax policymaking in America and it’s unsurprising to see this administration again...
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harp-s-ong:
I’m waiting on a mountaintop
At the...
Guys.
Guys.
How about you DON’T fap to little boys?
Just putting that out there.
“This is not about women. This is not about contraceptives.”
– US Representative Joe Walsh, on the contraceptive mandate
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Wrong. I am actually a 64 year old pedophile. I love kittens. Meow meow meow.
…
I like fetus’s.
I’m a fetus who is sexually interested in 46-year olds. DON’T JUDGE ME
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The Blood Is Love →
Sharing an older piece. Cuz I can.
Catholics give up something they enjoy for Lent
Rick Santorum should give up being an asshole.
“If prices at the pump continue to rise, expect more gas wars.
In fact, oil...”
– Robert Reich, Professor of Public Policy, University of California at Berkeley
The US Government has announced that SOPA will... →
Oh God, I can’t believe this. We have to take action NOW